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The beginnings of the American Revolution,...
BRITISH EMPIRE: All right, fine, your stupid embargo worked. We won’t levy any more taxes-
AMERICAN COLONIES: Huzzah! Time to get drunk!
BRITISH EMPIRE: Except on tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: What?
BRITISH EMPIRE: Get over it, it’s just tea. Seriously, where do you get this idea that you’re special and should never have to pay taxes? We hope that idea doesn’t go on to infect your political discourse centuries from now.
AMERICAN COLONIES: We’re not buying your stupid tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Are you being serious right now? What are you going to do, just stop drinking tea?
AMERICAN COLONIES: Yes. We’ll drink coffee.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do you even know what that is?
AMERICAN COLONIES: No, but we’ve heard it’s good and we’re feeling surly.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Fine, whatever, we don’t even care what you do anymore.
BRITISH EAST INDIA COMPANY: Actually, we are pretty much bankrupt, so you need to make them drink the tea.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Oh, for—just drink the tea.
AMERICAN COLONIES: No.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Do it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: NO.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it.
AMERICAN COLONIES: Fuck you.
BRITISH EMPIRE: Drink it or we’ll punch you in the face.
AMERICAN COLONIES: *Boston Tea Party*
BRITISH EMPIRE: What the hell?
AMERICAN COLONIES: We heard it was Indians.
BRITISH EMPIRE: That’s interesting, because we heard it was a bunch of colonists wearing paint and dressed in costumes that were remarkably similar to what a crowd of drunks who wanted to look like Indians would assemble if the only supplies they had were found in an alley behind a bar.
AMERICAN COLONIES: You get all types in Boston.
BRITISH EMPIRE: …*Coercive Acts*
AMERICAN COLONIES: Oh, it is ON.
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March 2012
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non stop face+palms/gags/eyerolls
you’re shitting me, right?
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THAILAND IN 29 DAYS.
get at me, I dare ya!
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Downloading Sailor Moon while watching Star Trek...
sorry I’m not sorry
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5 Women Who Inspire Us (Seriously)
philolzophy: In honor of International Women’s Day we’ll get real for a sec and pay homage to a few people who have been really meaningful to us: 1) Our Moms. Cliche, but seriously our mom’s are amazing. My mom divorced my dad-bro when I was a lil baby and I grew up thinking that anything I wanted to do in life I could just do. Men were an afterthought. My mom was a firefighter, an EMT in...
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Before class, several guys discussed Sandra Fluke,...
cognitivedissonance: And then this happened… Guy #1: I don’t get what that Flake bitch was all pissed about.  Guy #2: Why? Guy #1: Her lesbian friend supposedly lost an ovary. So? She’s got two, and it’s not like a lesbo is using them anyhow. Like I want to pay for girls to be sluts if it’s not with me, dude. Me: Fucking really? Guy #2: Uh, yeah. Why? Me: Would you give up your left nut? I...
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Done smoking. Thailand in a month.
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